For the Home

1. Birthday
2. Anniversary
3. Hungry Cookie Jar
4. Because you’re home and you want cookies

For the Office

1. Birthday
2. Anniversary
3. Celebrate a New Client
4. Add Interest to an Otherwise Boring Meeting
5. Break Room Needs a Little Happiness
6. You Need to Bribe Someone
7. You’re the New HR Rep, and You Need Buy-In

For the Visit

1. In-Laws
2. Out-Laws
3. In-Between-Laws
4. Baby/Bridal Shower
5. Supper Club
6. Tea Party

For Other Important Things

1. Even Groups Like S.H.I.E.L.D. , Superfriends, Fantastic Four, Dynamic Duos, Avengers, etc. need a little sweetness
2. U.N. Meeting (if you want less world peace, don’t bring our cookies)
3. N.O.R.A.D. Briefings (Duh. No cookies, no briefing, no national security)
4. ISS Rendezvous (our cookies float beautifully in space)
5. International Espionage (give someone a cookie and they’ll tell you anything)
6. Jedi Council (no, actually, they don’t use their willpowers on cookies)

For Emergencies

1. IRS suddenly promises that if you give them our cookies, they’ll never speak to you again