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Office + Cookies

Does your office need cookies? Well, if you can get your manager person or HR person or the Basically I Can Order Cookies person in your office to order a bunch for your next shindig (cookies often create shindigs), we’ll give them 20% off the first order.

When your office people ask you how you think you can get our cookies at a discount, tell them it’s because you “know the guy” – the guy with a wife who makes amazing cookies.

Later, when your performance review comes up, remind your boss of the 20% cost-cutting initiative you led, and the morale boosting project you completed. On time.

Need a flyer? We’re so glad you asked. Here you go.

If you need something with a little more oomph than a flyer, try this.